neelwrites/eathumblepie/politics/india/nareshaggarwal/19/03/2018

 

GENRE: REALISTIC FICTION

INSIDE THE MIND OF A POLITICIAN

_____AN INTERVIEW WITH NARESH AGARWAL

100WW_W62

By Neel Anil Panicker

‘Easy as pie.’

What?

‘Winning elections. Plus, changing parties.’

Easier than changing diapers, right?

‘Much, much easier.  A piece of pie. And that’s not a lie.’

Yeah, don’t we all know that you’re an apostle of truth. But why?

‘Why what?’

Why did you call her Nachnewali?

‘Call whom?’

Jaya Bacchan, your erstwhile colleague in Samajwadi Party to whom you lost your Rajya Sabha seat.

‘Oh that’s a minor matter. In politics, it’s a non-issue. Moreover it was a pun. A smart play of words. I am Nar and Big B’s bibi is just a Nari.’

Oh, is that? I didn’t know that. But now you’ve to deal with the real Nar, the omnipotent Narendra Bhai, your ever nice as pie new boss.

‘Is he? I think we politicians have no bosses, only slaves. Anyways, I believe he will eat humble pie.’

Could you explain that?

‘Look, it’s simple. First, Araria and Jehanabad, then Phulpur and Gorakhpur.
And now, that Babu guy who heads TDP has ditched him. Shiv Sena would follow soon.

But isn’t he doing a lot of good. I mean GST, Aadhar, rising GDP, MSP et al?

‘All pies in the sky. It’s going to fall soon like a House of Cards. The allies will ditch him one by one I tell you. Come elections, he will eat humble pie.’

Will you too?

‘I am smart and loyal too, I will not ditch him or leave the country unlike some traitors, unless…’

Unless what?

Look, whatever I do comes with a pre-condition. I want a piece of the pie.

I am sorry, I didn’t get you. You have to be more clear.  

‘I want UP_lock, stock, and barrel. I want him to read the writing on the wall and hand over UP to me.’

But what about Yogi then?

‘He can go to the Himalayas for all I care.’

#neelanilpanicker #politics #sarcasm #realisticfiction #india #narendramodi #nareshaggawrwal #jayabacchan #pie

100 Week Wednesday: Week 62

 

BACKGROUND:

 “I have been compared with those who dance and work in films,” Naresh Agrawal said today at an event in Delhi to mark his entry to the BJP

Not The First Time Naresh Agrawal Made A Controversial Comment

Former Samajwadi Party leader Naresh Agrawal who joined the BJP took a swipe at actor-turned-politician Jaya Bachchan, stating:
“I have been compared with those who dance and work in films,”.

REF: https://www.ndtv.com/india-news/not-the-first-time-naresh-agrawal-made-a-controversial-comment-1822982

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neellwrites/idiomaticallyyours/13/01/2017

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: I’LL EAT MY HAT

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: It means to suggest that one would be surprised over an occurrence.

EXAMPLE: I’ll eat my hat if the BJP wins the forthcoming UP elections.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#354

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: JOHN HANCOCK

By Neel Anil Panicker

 MEANING: To write one’s signature

EXAMPLE: I was asked to put my John Hancock on the papers before commencement of my driving test.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#353

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON
By Neel Anil Panicker
MEANING: To stay calm; to not lose one’s cool
EXAMPLE: The best way to respond to rabid chest beaters who prickle over the issue of demonetisation is to keep your shirt on.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#352

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: LOOSE CANNON

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: somebody whose activities are uncommon and out of control

EXAMPLE: In selecting Arwind Kejriwal as the Chief Minister of Delhi, most Delhiites were unaware that they were selecting a loose cannon.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#351

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: MUM’S THE WORD

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: to keep quiet and say nothing; not to reveal a secret

EXAMPLE: Seal up your lips and give no words but mum”.

__William Shakespeare, Henry IV PART 2

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#350

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: NAME IS MUD

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: to be disgraced, in trouble; discredited

EXAMPLE: In an increasingly bipolar world, if you can’t conclusively prove your Hindu credentials, your name is mud.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#349

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: ON PINS AND NEEDLES

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: anxious over something; to be worried or nervous over something about to happen

EXAMPLE: Americans are on pins and needles ever since the shock election of Donald Trump as US President.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#348

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: PAINT SOMETHING WITH A BROAD BRUSH

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: to make sweeping generalisations without understanding or talking about specific details or variations

EXAMPLE: While addressing a mass meeting the other day, the venon-spewing BJP MP Sakshi Maharaj revealed his bigoted mindset when he painted Muslims with the same brush.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#347

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: QUEENSBERRY RULES

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: Standard rules of conduct or behaviour; gentlemanly conduct especially in a dispute; moral decorum

EXAMPLE: Some blind followers of our PM, (Modi bhakts, of whom there are dime a dozen) fail to adhere to the Queensberry rules when faced with criticism of their views.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#346

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: GO DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE

By Neel Anil Panicker

MEANING: To enter a period of chaos or confusion

EXAMPLE: Critics of the demonetisation exercise say that with this India has gone down the rabbit hole.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#345

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: SALAD DAYS

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: period of youthful inexperience; innocence

EXAMPLE: A lot many Indians wonder why the Congress persists on hoisting Rahul Gandhi on the party throne when it is clear that the man has yet to get over his salad days.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#344

 

neelwrites/idiomaticallyyours/08/01/2017

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: I’LL EAT MY HAT

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: It means to suggest that one would be surprised over an occurrence.

EXAMPLE: I’ll eat my hat if the BJP wins the forthcoming UP elections.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#354

 

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: JOHN HANCOCK

By Neel Anil Panicker

 

MEANING: To write one’s signature

EXAMPLE: I was asked to put my John Hancock on the papers before commencement of my driving test.

(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#353

 

 

neelwrites/idiomaticallyyours/05/01/2017

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: FOAM AT THE MOUTH
By Neel Anil Panicker
MEANING: To be extremely angry
EXAMPLE: Last year on November 8 when India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi announced the demonetisation of high value currency notes it left a lot of black money hoarders foaming at their mouths.

c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#360

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET

By Neel Anil Panicker

MEANING: Headed for complete disaster; deteriorating rapidly

EXAMPLE: A lot many people around the world are of the view that with the election of Donald Trump as the US President, America is going to hell in a handbasket.

c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#359

neelwrites/idiomaticallyours/-4/01/2017

#IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: DEAD DUCK
By Neel Anil Panicker
MEANING : A useless, worthless, or outmoded person or thing.
EXAMPLE: The Congress needs to pull up its act soon and find an able leader to replace Rahul Gandhi or else it would soon be a dead duck.
(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#362

#IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: EASY AS A PIE
By Neel Anil Panicker
MEANING: Something which is very easy
EXAMPLE: PM Modi thought the current demonetisation drive would be easy as a pie.
(c)neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#361

neelwrites/idiomaticallyyours/03/01/2017

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: A LICK AND A PROMISE
By Neel Anil Panicker
If one gives something a lick and a promise, it means one has done something in a hurry__and as happens in such cases__,incompletely, and intends to return to it later.
A prime example would be India’s demonetisation exercise launched by Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the fag end of 2016 which has not turned out to be a very well thought out exercise and needs tweaking on an almost weekly basis and hence can be called a lick and a promise.
#idioms#365

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS

BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER

By Neel Anil Panicker

This is what they say of people who are found siding with their near and dear ones whenever they are caught in a fight, be it verbal or physical, and definitely financial: blood is thicker than water.

When it comes to awarding multi-million dollar contracts, corrupt politicians always hand over such deals to their relatives as blood is thicker than water.

(c)neelanilpanicker#364

IDIOMATICALLY YOURS: CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT

By Neel Anil Panicker

MEANING: It means being too prying/inquisitive can get you into trouble.

The dishonest politician refused to answer too many probing questions about the source of his wealth, only saying that curiosity killed the cat.

©neelanilpanicker2017#idiom#363

neelwrites/english/figuresofspeech/01/01/2017

A LICK AND A PROMISE

By Neel Anil Panicker

If one gives something a lick and a promise, it means one has done something in a hurry__and as happens in such cases__,incompletely, and intends to return to it later.
A prime example would be India’s demonetisation exercise launched by Prime Minister Narendra Modi at the fag end of 2016 which has not turned out to be a very well thought out exercise and needs tweaking on an almost weekly basis and hence can be called a lick and a promise.
#idioms&metaphors#365

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